Two maidens fair,
With hearts of gold.
Gave special care,
To their cat grown old.
He lacked for naught,
His needs well met.
As on his care,
Their hearts were set
They gave and gave,
To their little friend.
They gave their hearts,
Till he reached his end.
And when at last his days were done,
Demon the cat was twenty-one.
They gave such care,
To their cat grown old.
Two maidens fair,
With hearts of gold.

Mark Irvine sells Megaphone in downtown Vancouver.