
Weather Report
5 Day Forecast
Sun! Sun! Sun!
Wednesday’s Mardi Gras!
Thursday: Occasional sun, rain mix with people lying dead on the street.
Friday: Rain! Rain! Rain!
Some predators lurking in doorways.
Saturday: Thunder and Lightning!
Heightened chance of vice and violence.
Sunday: Sunny again with a few clouds moving in; look forward to Sunday flea market and only
2 guys greasing each other over a bottle of rice wine.
Long range forecast: The sky will fall!
100% chance of looting: stores; houses; underground parking; neighbours ripping off
neighbours.
Plenty of debt: people hiding out in shelter; food lines up and down the block; and mass Mardi
Gras.
Can’t wait until the next one.
Damn it! Isn’t it a 5 weeker?
Sheldon Agla participates in Megaphone's creative writing workshop at Onsite.
Sign in with